TransMissions Episode 83 – A Very Yoshi Christmas

Merry Christmas and Seasons Greetings from TransMissions! While we take a holiday break, Yoshi pulls back the curtain to bring you more behind the scenes fun from Episode 79, with our special guests Nicole Hale and John-Paul Bove.  If you thought that show was already crazy and completely off topic, wait ’til you hear what was left on the cutting room floor!  We hope you’ll forgive us for the significant lack of Transformers talk in this episode, and hang on as Yoshi takes you through all the hilarious clips of Nicole and JP that you didn’t hear!  To all our listeners we wish you joy, peace, and that Santa brings you all the Transformers you asked for this year!

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  1. Dual Mirrored Gridwork

    well gang it looks like its another new HIGH QUALITY ep from the guys, i hope we have been good to make the “yoshi clause” list this year…(IDEA), sweet primus what the down side to that if you dont??more than a lump of cole i woud wager, but i might/maybe/will put more down here later today if time permits.man when i had spare time …hmmmm,time travel in a blue box with an idot, WHO ive looked up to a great portion of my life, ill ask him what to do…well DMG s gotta go make some bacon this morning…but he hope all have a MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!

  2. A very Yoshi Chriskwannakkah, everybody! Very clever episode this week. It was like a clip show…only with completely new content. The crackling fireplace sound effect made me grin from ear to ear. As if my co-workers didn’t think I was crazy enough. Thanks, guys. Have a fantastic holiday.

  3. Have to admit this was a great episode. Though I am curious what kind of podcast that Yoshi would bring to the Transformers fans in this world. I mean it would be great with the stories, the news , the reviews , and ….the blackjack and hookers.
    Great to see what the Hangout or Skpe call was like for the infamous episode of Transmissions.
    Lastly I want to say Merry Chistmas and Happy New Year to all. If I offend anyone with that I do apologize. Let me just say Happy Holidays to all and to all a good podcast.

  4. Merry Christmas to Everyone!

  5. Dual Mirrored Gridwork

    ok i have been pondering on this….I like this ep 50-50, it was good to hear the outtakes and im glad i listened to it, and it did make me smile (in which i do not do often,congrats yosh), on the other hand i did not read where yoshi was doing the ep because the rest of the crew was off,so i was a little sad, so mixed feelings bag on this podcast….im sorry i am fighting the Christmas blues of late and this side of me tends to come out from time to time..ill build a bridge and get over it….

    HOWEVER

    i have fought off the X mas blues enough for this,and i had my creative side come out for this one, so i hope i dont offend anyone…and its still dark outside so it still night for me…
    enjoy all, and MERRY CHRISTMAS HAPPY HOLIDAYS,and HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

    ‘Twas the Night Before a transmissions Christmas

    ‘Twas the night before a transmissions Christmas, and I just laid down to nap
    not a mini con was stirring, not even a rattrap.
    The energon cubes were stacked in storage with care,
    in hopes that St. DMG soon would be there.

    The protoforms were nestled all snug in their beds,
    while visions of oil drums danced in their heads .
    And Mama in her outer casing, and I with the last look around town,
    had just settled our cpu’s for a long winter’s powerdown.

    When out on the roof there arose such a clatter,
    I sprang from my pod to see what was the matter.
    Away to the viewport I flew like a flash,
    tore open the armored shutter, and threw up the sash.

    The moon shone on the house of hookers and blackjack
    (I think they were wondering when Yoshi was coming back),
    Pondering on what to my optics would show me such wonderful features,
    but a line crisscrossed craft and many cybernetic creatures .

    With a tall grid laden driver, who could it be,
    I knew in a moment it must be St. DMG.
    More rapid than airrazer, his coursers they came,
    and he whistled and shouted and called them by name:

    On battle unicorn,On razerbeast, I know I too am hungry and ready to feast!
    On, machkick, On randy! your formations were just so lively and dandy!
    On, Ramulus! On, longrack! slow down your shaking apart the gifts sack!
    On Elphaorpha, On Torca!, the man was such a saint …wait a moment….,aren’t one or two of you a repaint?!
    To the top of the porch!
    To the top of the armored wall!
    Now dash away! Dash away!
    Dash away all!”

    As cybertronian leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
    when they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky
    so up to the house-top the coursers they flew,
    with the craft full of spare parts, and St. DMG too.

    And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
    the prancing and pawing of each cybernetic hoof.
    He kept this team together with no derailments, Big c would be proud,
    down the air shaft St. DMG came ready for another gift giving, quiet as a cloud.

    He was dressed all in crisscrossed lines, from his head to his foot,
    and his intersections were all tarnished with dust and soot.
    A bundle of spare parts and armor he had flung on his back,
    and he looked like a reality line wonderer just opening his pack.

    His visor how it hummed! He had tank with the name tako!
    His scanner said toy prices went down, he has to tell yakko!
    He used his talents to check the master computer..could he get in, he just might,
    and in thought, he stroked his beard and said “Big C does indeed sound like Barry White”.

    (even J.P.B. thinks so , he said he had a “sexy voice”..
    So no crap from anybody, I was right to make my choice!)

    The scanner also had shown him something, there was a recent horrible pillage
    He had to make a run with toys to make happy, crying children at a canajin value village.
    He had a lined face and soon it looked and looked sad and expires,
    I see what he means, “PRIMUS DAMMED!!! NO FLIPPING RUBBER TIRES”!

    …..Im taking these back to get fixed…

    He was losing weight, and in no way was he an elf,
    and I wondered where he came from, in spite of myself.
    He put away parts fast, limber, graceful and danced light as a feather
    Then he stated “im so glad Jeremy ask to put this wonderful podcast together”.

    He went straight to his work, leaving a few power packs and oil warmers,
    then he looked at me and said “I got this from C beast, “let’s talk transformers”.
    And laying his finger on his data pad, he found his information with haste,
    and said “All these wonderful Transmissions podcast fans have such AWSOME tastes”.

    He sprang to his craft, to his team gave a whistle,
    And away they all powered up and flew up in the air like a missile.
    But I heard him exclaim, as he flew faster that the lost light,

    “Have a Happy transmissions Christmas to all, and to all a good night!”

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